Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

QuakeCon

A yearly multiplayer computer gaming convention, historically held in Texas, that is known to its attendees as a week of playing games, partying, and meeting people you know only through IRC.

w0lfy, although completely broke, somehow managed to drive from Oregon to Texas just to attend QuakeCon.

by Wixx October 25, 2004

Butt Quake

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.

Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.

by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013

quake 4

The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.

Quake 4 - Prepare For The Ultimate War

by Lament For The Last Days May 9, 2006

Quake 3 Arena

A game which can be played Offline or Online. (see also Quake 3) This is also first player view.

I will pwn you at Quake 3 Arena.

by Q3A June 7, 2003

Quaker

Quakerism originated in mid-17th century England, originally as a break-away branch of Puritanism. George Fox (1624-1691), an English preacher, founded the Society of Friends, whose open structure reflects his aversion to church hierarchy and titles. Fox held that the “Inner Light,” the inspiring presence of God in each person, stands above Scripture and creed. This belief resonates through Quakerism despite a fairly wide variety of practices.
Quaker beliefs include the emphasis on plain speech and dress; opposition to slavery and war; and the refusal to swear oaths, which Quakers believe undermine the daily mandate for truth-telling. Many early feminists and abolitionists were Quakers, and a strong social ethic continues to pervade the work of the American Friends Service Committee, which shared the Nobel Peace Prize in 1947.

Quakers, who often met persecution for their beliefs, have also been champions of religious freedom. English Quaker William Penn founded Pennsylvania as a "holy experiment," a refuge for Quakers and other religious minorities.
Quaker congregations are called meetings, which range from structured services led by ministers to open sessions where participants speak when inspired by their own Inner Light. Major Quaker umbrella organizations are the Friends General Conference of Philadelphia and Friends United Meeting, based in Richmond, Ind.

(CTONN)EH BTNH look at that quaker (BTNH) yo where i didnt eat breakfest nigger i think i gots some milk (CTONN) i dont mean Quaker oats the cereal retard (BTNH)OH then what (CTONN) the quaker look at him the guy walks like he has hemroids (BTNH) ha ha ha ha ha ha good one wanna go rob his ass (CTONN) SURE why not (BTNH) AFter we will stick a giant tube of hemroid cream up that QUAKERS ASS

by BTNH February 5, 2005

Quank

It can mean anything you want. Good or bad!

You are looking pretty quank! (good)
You are looking pretty quank! (bad)

by maquank December 6, 2016