plex

(verb), as in "to plex"
etymology: United States 21 Century English, from the word "complex"

Shortened form of the word "complex".

1. To have or show social dysfunction in the form of emotional disturbance. (Ranting, Whining, Fighting, etc...)
2. To hold a grudge in public forum.
3. To complain.

-es; -ed; -ing

Can by used as an adjective 'plexy' to describe someone or something that has the same qualities.

1. I don't want to join that list, it's too plexy.

3. Janette is always plexing in her LiveJournal about how horrible her life is.

by chronosis September 15, 2005

plexing

messing with someone

If you plexing wit me you aint havin good luck

by Tha Hit Man June 21, 2005

Private Pyle

While your wife /girlfriend is sleeping, grab a step stool and a bottle of tabasco and head to the bedroom. Now, place the stepstool a couple of feet away from the bathroom door in the direct path of the bed. Then shut the bathroom door.

Take the bottle of tabasco to bed and hide it in the pillowcase. Wake her and start to arouse her. Once you are getting close to blowing your wad get the tabasco ready. Tell her you want to come on her face. Aim for the eyes and while she inevitably has her eyes shut and mouth open, you drop a load and shake several drops of tabasco in the corner of her eyes.

When you are finished she will open her eyes and immediately be blinded. She will run to the bathroom to wash her eyes, trip over the stepstool headfirst into the shut bathroom door. At that time you stand over her and yell, "You close your eyes when Charlie's shooting at you and your going home in a body bag. On your feet Private Pyle!"

My wife needs to learn her place in this household. I'm gonna give her a Private Pyle tonight.

by Gunnery Sgt. Hartman August 22, 2011

Phylexcution

The act of executing the false ideas one hides their entire being in(phylactery) and subsequent absorption in oblivion.

You're deriviate nature has gone from being mesmerising and aloof, to merely undesirably capricious and fickle, the phylexcution of your part of existance will start right after this cup o' coffee.

by Son of the mornin' October 14, 2008

plexxsschnoz

one who possesses an abnormally large schnoz, aka nose. the schnoz ranges from 10 to 20 centimeters long. the schnoz is viewable as large from any angle of the face.

Man, that jewish guy has a huge plexxischnoz

Dude we were ESEAing last night and i made fun of plexxsschnoz and he left the server!

by KIB420 March 27, 2009

Plexiled

When your roommate brings over a play date and you are kicked out of the room.

When your roommate and (friend) discuss boring topics and it drives you right out of the room

Roommate "Heyy wanna talk about gelato making?"

Roommate's play date: "Heck yes. "

--I'm outta here--just got plexiled

by BigCountryWoman311 October 30, 2011

plexipig

A plexipig is a term used by a man for a woman. All women are plexipigs, regardless of how alluring or how disgusting. This is somewhat of a derogatory term, similar to bitches. Also of note, this term is used most in describing a current female you are dating vs. just a random bar wench you come across.

All women are plexipigs. As a man, your goal in life is to find the plexipig that pisses you off the least. This is the plexipig you marry.

by Meatjacket January 2, 2012