putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

putty butt

A person (usually a male) who lacks ability, confidence and courage.

Man, that putty butt dude can't do anything right!

by The Knowledge Doctor May 2, 2008

crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!

by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009

puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"

puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch

by monkey May 22, 2004

putitup

when one gets excited; puts two fingers up and pretends to shoot a gun while saying 'put it up' real fast.

"Yo, that guy was too fly"
"ye ye, putitup"

by saprina July 15, 2008

Puttatt

Derived from English word "pussass". It is used to describe a person or object. Used to talk about ones foes. A complete wus/ douche bag.

Noun- used in place of a word you don't know.

Hey, that guy is such a puttatt!

Hey, did you remember to pack the puttatt?

by Douchedestroyer92 March 11, 2009