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puppet government 

it's pretty self explanatory, but if it's still fuzzy, I have examples.

it's what we have in the states. and what iraq will have next week.

pesudo soveirnty (yeah, that word i can never spell)

don't you think it's odd that shrubya is smart enough to run a country but dumb enough to choke on a pretzel?

most people already know who is really running our country
all heil dick cheney
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Puppet Master 

A verb. A dance move that involves the excessive flailing of another's limbs. When a man "grinds up on a girl" he proceeds to take her arms and move them around much like she is a puppet. The origins of this dance come from when men dance with women of greater proportions, since larger women are often less enthusiastic and lifeless dancers the men will therefore help her, much like a puppet master will do for his/her dolls. Though it happens mostly with big girls it is simply a way of demeaning one's dance partner and therefore can be performed on anyone.
"Damn, do you remember pulling out the Puppet Master last night on that heifer at the bar? She was having none of it."
Puppet Master by Noriega4 November 16, 2009

PUPPET SHOW 

The act of one or more persons making a spectical or a scene, followed by a series of lies to attempt to explain set actions. Made popular by the one and only "Scrub" aka Colby Swaggert, aka "Chipmunk". Origin of the word is said to be from the area of Crafton Heights also know as the white man's ghetto...
"Wow look at this puppet show in action, is Scrub out of his mind!" Does he understand no one believes him?
PUPPET SHOW by Mark Scanlon August 18, 2006

Puppet Master 

Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.
"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"

Puppet McGraw 

a strange puppet found riding a bike,often with a tape,wanting to play a game, the rules of the game are simple
i watched saw and shat myself when puppet mcgraw was cycling about laughing

here comes puppet mcgraw again, quick abbie hide
Puppet McGraw by Kirsty & Brady December 9, 2008

puppet sex 

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.
we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!
puppet sex by headpoet April 13, 2016

puppet slut 

A puppet slut is generally an Asian, but could be any woman who enjoys the act of anal fisting
I should give the bitch susan a call tonight, she's such a puppet slut, she'll do anything.
puppet slut by Fucked mikes mom November 14, 2013