pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011

Pepperoni

An Italian Quebecker. See pepper, but add an IROC-Z and slicked-back hair and supposed connections to the Hells

That pepperoni nearly ran me over with his camaro while I was crossing Ste Catherine. I guess he was listening to that "Olé,Olé,Olé" song too loud...

by jdaa September 30, 2004

pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.

Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.

by Staush April 10, 2010

Pumpernickel

Used to describe someone of a dark brown or black skin tone. Originated from pumpernickel, a dark bread. Abbreviated version is 'pumps'.

That pumpernickel Wesley Snipes was sent to jail for tax evasion.

5 pumps tried to jack me last night.

by El Deee December 21, 2010

pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.

Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.

by TwiggyK September 17, 2006

pepperoni titti

a nipple with an abnormally large nipple radius.

Victoria's pepperoni tittis are pretty gross, the nipple is bigger than the actual tit.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

Pumpernickel

A bowling game to get drunk. A shot is taken for every strike, by those who did not get a strike

I'm taking that chick I just met to play pumpernickel. Better I play, drunker she gets.

by Caceezy November 9, 2014