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pseudonoob

Somebody who pretends to be useless to avoid responsibility.
- I only give off the impression I'm a noob so people don't ask me to do stuff.
- Pseudonoob
by mtrench May 5, 2014
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Pseudongenis

A pseudopenis and a pseudong mixed together to create this monstrosity.
"That hyena's Pseudongenis was WICKED."
by Twinkie_Cat December 5, 2019
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Pedonymphophobia

The irrational fear of child sexuality and be extension minor attracted people.
One possible explanation for the ubiquity pedonymphophobia is the neuroses created by the conditions of the traditional family.
by ApricotFields September 29, 2021
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pseudohomie

1. a mysterious person who falls in and out of your life, who has made a great impact on you, despite you only knowing their name.

2. someone who thinks they are your friend but in reality you don't even know them, either by accident/prank or for other reasons
"3 years ago a pseudohomie starting talking to me randomly at work and i still live by their words to this day"

"A pseudohomie just dapped me up in the hallway just now, crazy"
by some would call me a big man September 30, 2021
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pseudomnímia

The feeling that a memory you have didn't happen or parts of it were imagined/hallucinated. This feeling is generally caused by realistic dreams, the Mandela effect, or dissociative disorders.
(different to false memory syndrome where memories are forged due to trauma or the like.)

ie: you feel as though a memory you have of something from yesterday never truly occurred or a detail wasn't true.
In context: "I have this vivid memory of going to town yesterday but I swear I stayed home. Must be pseudomnímia."

(talking to a friend) "I remember being in class with you last week but it's like I just imagined you there"

"Pseudomnímia maybe?"
by kit.kat.k.kid November 30, 2021
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(noun) - A mythological pair of multi-headed dogs who lie about having the feeling or desire to throw innocent people out of the window.
In the mythology of his made-up religion, there is a scary pseudozygopolycephalocynopseudodikanthropodefenestratiopath that scours the Grand Church of Buster to prevent unwanted intruders and burglars from entering and stealing the wealth stored inside.
by herobrine049X March 6, 2023
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pseudosemibisexual

(noun) A person who falsely claims or exhibits traits of being semibisexual, either for social reasons, attention, or to fit into a certain identity, without genuinely experiencing the nuances of semibisexuality.
Jake's friends suspected he was a pseudosemibisexual, as he often talked about being attracted to the same gender but never actually pursued or expressed genuine interest beyond the occasional mention."
by Ducati2004 August 13, 2024
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