Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

vibe check protocol

A systematic framework proposed in paper "The Vibe-Check Protocol: Quantifying Cognitive Offloading in AI Programming" which is used to figure out if someone actually knows how to software engineer, or if they are just suffering from an "illusion of competence" after making an AI agent do all the heavy lifting. It evaluates the real educational impact of "vibe coding" (using natural language to tell AI to write code) to see if you are actually mastering the concepts or just engaging in "cognitive offloading". The protocol mathematically checks three things to expose you:
1. Cold Start Refactor: How fast your coding skills decay when the AI is taken away.
2. Hallucination Trap Detection: Whether you can actually catch sneaky, hidden errors in AI-generated code or if you just blindly accept them.
3. Explainability Gap: The massive disconnect between the super complex code you just generated and your total inability to explain how it actually works.

"Bro thought he was a 10x developer after letting his AI agent build a full-stack app in an hour, but he completely failed the vibe check protocol when the interviewer asked him to fix a bug without AI and his Explainability Gap was off the charts."

by FutureScientist February 15, 2026

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

protoconstrogroto

A emotionally insane fat man, running around a suburban neighbor hood screaming "Get in my belly! I want to eat you!"
And has a past of sports

Fat Guy (who played college football) runs around calm suburban neighbor hood screaming..."Get in my belly! I want to eat you!" He is a protoconstrogroto

by polpoty April 15, 2011

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021