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80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
by foosman February 25, 2010
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100 proof warrior

Someone who fights well using a combat buzz. Someone who drinks a limited amount of alchohol to gain an edge in a fight.
Guy 1: holy shit why can't anyone hurt him?

Guy 2: because hes a mother fucking 100 proof warrior
by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006
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Proof That There Is No God

Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."
Justin Bieber is famous, that's Proof That There Is No God.
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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Proof

A member of the rap group D12. Real name DeShaun Holton and is a prominent figure in the legacy of rapper Eminem. Being the one who got him really into the business and was often his hypeman. Passed away early April 11, 2006 in a fatal shooting in a Detroit Club. R.I.P.
"Did you hear about that rapper Proof?"
"Yeah I did, he's a god damn legend"
"Word"
by Dosey April 27, 2006
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future-proof

1. adj. Capable of adapting or conforming to standards not yet known; customizable.
I only needed the power of a single graphics card in my PC, but I got a great future-proof motherboard that supports quad SLI.
by subignition June 29, 2008
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Proof'd

The act of getting shot in the face, like the recently deceased rapper, Proof (DeShaun Holton). Killed April 11, 2006.
"Man, did you see that kid on the news today? He got proof'd."

"No way! Proof'd?"
by Blak Dragon May 9, 2006
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the proof is in the pudding

The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.

The modern version of "The proof is in the pudding." Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.
Homeowner: I don't believe it really takes 100 trees to build a house?

Carpenter: The lumber for the framing of the house requires all the boards to be the same length; the proof is in the pudding.
by WarHammer October 9, 2012
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