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Professor Homework

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
by Bill Kras September 17, 2007
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spinal fusion precursor

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.
by gnostic1 March 21, 2012
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professor

Man, I'm meeting up with some professors this weekend...it's gonna be good.
by One of the Forkers October 4, 2003
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Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003
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Professor

sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
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precursors

Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.
anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine
by the tweaker March 17, 2005
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professor

A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.
The professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.
by Kalinago September 30, 2005
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