proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Proctor

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.

Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.

by Jizzabella May 20, 2008

proctor people

Proctor people; A group mostly in southern Maryland (la plata) that some are considered inbred because they all have the same complexion (light,fair, yellow) and the last name. Proctors comment marry Proctors.(Not so common anymore.)

Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.

by Rjgotswag December 13, 2018

aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period

OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

protonic

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by Max Meyers July 17, 2004

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008

Proton

Proton or Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional Berhad is Malaysia’s first national carmaker. Established in 1983 and launched its first model ‘SAGA’ in 1985. The company manufactures, assembles and sells automobiles and automobile related products. Proton bought an 80% stake in Lotus in 1997 which enables them to jointly produce high-performance cars. Proton is controlled by Petroliam Nasional Berhad or PETRONAS, the Malaysian state oil company. Their model line up includes the Iswara, Wira, Satria, Perdana, Putra, and recently, the Gen2.

Elmo: "Word sez Proton's coming out with them new model in '05, something replacing the 'ol Satria"
Fez: "Word? They might as well sell it in China"

by andamofa December 27, 2004