Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020

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procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

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Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

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Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

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procrastibake

to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!

has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.

Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.

by danzarella May 16, 2010

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