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Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
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"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
by Shove It October 20, 2005
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priscilla

a beautiful, big eyed female with alot of kindness and better then alot of females i know. she s outstanding and knows how to make me feel better. i love her soo much nd she means alot to me = <3 wait remember she is also pretty nd nice nd sweet nd caring nd loving!
priscilla: gordita pero bonita
by man doggy January 11, 2009
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Priscilla

Drop dead gorgeous girl inside and out. She is more than a friend she is family and your ride or die. Always ready to get turned up with her friends and isn't afraid to be a badass. She is Dat Biatchhhh! And a keeper forever.
Priscilla is my forever ride or die bestie.
Priscilla is more than a friend she is my sista.
by Sienna.Cc February 24, 2021
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PRISH

Prish is a word derived from appreciate
it can be used as a term for thanks or to ask for something
it can be positive or negative
once you begin using prish it is one of the most versitile words
'prish the ranch'

"you know eddie,I prish your life"
by sarah and patrick November 1, 2007
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prisha

prisha is the most crazy person you’ll ever meet. she’s crazy in the best way possible though. she is very shy when you first meet her, but after you become good friends, she is energetic and hilarious. she’s one of the best friends ever and chances are she probably has an obsession with cheese and hates coffee cake.
maddie: prisha is the best guinea pig owner ever!
hailey: i know right!
by Wendy Elizebeth Torrance April 10, 2020
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Proscht

Swiss German for Prost in German, or Cheers in English, used when drinking.
Proscht!
by Serdna2 October 31, 2011
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Preschool songs

Those asshole licking limericks you used to sing in preschool
"Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share"

Things as simple as
"No cuts no butts no coconuts"

Any of these preschool songs can work as well as long as spoken in a childish voice with a strong but not forceful tone
by Bigg amnime tittiys November 22, 2014
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