The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
Get the robot priest mug.Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
Get the Catholic Priest mug.1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl
by mike huunt December 16, 2007
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Get the priest as fuck mug.Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
by Jacobss January 23, 2019
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Get the Priest of titties mug.A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.
by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020
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