High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3

Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...

by plant julie December 22, 2020

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

presentation high school

a “school” that is complete bullshit and most of the girls don’t want to be there!! they make you miserable and want to die

“oh you go to presentation high school? i’m so sorry :( that school is bullshit“

by deadgirl23 January 24, 2019

Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

priest

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

by Louis P. July 31, 2006

presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist

by Krkič February 29, 2020