Prius Index

The index of animals that are defined as megafauna, this is determined by whether they would survive a collision with a Toyota Prius. Any animal capable of surviving an impact with a Prius and doing more damage to the car is then defined as megafauna, examples include American Bison, Elephants, Rhinoceros, ect.

"My biology professor talked about various types of animals today and introduced us to the Prius Index."

by Burton-gator October 20, 2023

Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

by lammab March 24, 2021

libre primus

the first book.
written in runes by 3301

I was reading Libre Primus

by deepfuckingvalue April 28, 2021

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

Píčus

Jan Hrušínský.

Jan Hrušínský je píčus.

by Placatka April 10, 2020

toyota prius

It doesn't exist, if you see one driving down the road that is not a Prius, there is no such thing.

There is no such thing as a Toyota Prius.

by thedarklight911 October 20, 2020