lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

pistol rape

Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.

Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.

Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."

Rodion: "Cool."

by Argonak April 13, 2008

Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010

Ten Cent Pistol

Drugs (usually heroin) laced with lethal amounts of poison. Arsenic is common. Used as revenge against addicts and dealers alike.

"You cross me, you get a ten cent pistol."

by Jason Gray May 15, 2006

Piston Return Spring

a fictional auto part used as a prank

"dont forget to install the piston return spring."

by dtall September 10, 2012

pistola

Pistola another word for pistol (handgun)

Myke: Aye, mayne you lookin for some fire power?

Don: Yea i need something small an light weight.

Myke: watch chu thynk of is pistola?

Don: That will do.

by Chamillitary810 March 22, 2007

pretty pistol

A super hot girl with a nice body.

Leah is a pretty pistol.

by Vickytoria August 10, 2006