Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! 

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.

Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! by Awesome Nerd. April 21, 2011

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife 

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

Potalian 

Mixed Between Italian And Polish

Jack yous a Potalian

Potalian by Graham G June 18, 2007

@potatocookie4 

@PotatoCookie4 (Sky) is a nice wholsesome Thomas Sanders Stan. She is truly the best and every Thomas Sanders stan loves her

@PotatoCookie4 appears

Fander: :o is that the one and only Sky?!

Fander 2: I LOVE HER!

@potatocookie4 by Scar the baby 🥺 October 6, 2019

douche o potamus 

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.

Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.

douche o potamus by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters

Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother

Hugh the potato by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019