pokeality

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.

I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.

by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

T-pose Tuesday

T-pose Tuesday is for flexing on lower IQ to let them know that you are their superior.

*Whole gang T-poses on peasants on T-pose Tuesday*
Everybody else: *dies*

by Big Jam June 9, 2018

Poseferatu

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.

"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009

myspace pose

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.

Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips

by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

emo poser

Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.

Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!

by suicidalgurl666 August 17, 2006