Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

chatvite poof

The instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or IM.

"Hey, what's up? I just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof."

"I hate that guy, he always wants to chat. I just give him the chatvite poof. "

Someone more naive might say, "Gee, Ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection".

by patrsacc July 5, 2009

Butt Poof

A patch of hair missed while shaving between the butt hole and vagina

My girlfriend missed her butt poof while shaving

by Tandog November 30, 2013