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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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Poon Party

Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
by Collin H. December 8, 2007
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poonsack

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.
"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"
by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009
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poon terrorist

A male who is of an abnormally horny nature, who persists in attempting to seduce every woman in his immediate radius, despite their complete lack of interest.
"Marty: Well, any luck with the women last night?"
"Lee: No, man, I tried every one of 'em but no luck."
"Marty: you're such a fucking poon terrorist."
by bigtomandhismainliner September 15, 2009
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Poonspeed

Eating pussy while wearing a swim cap and goggles.
Will: Yo you eat her pussy?!

Drew: Yeah man I was poonspeeding!!
by Poon Speeder March 4, 2013
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Pookster

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.
"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"
by Pookster July 31, 2003
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Poolside Pong

Poolside Pong is a revolutionary twist to the popular game of beer pong. It has taken America's favorite drinking game and made it better than ever. Poolside Pong is the year round inflatable beer pong table that has all the features of traditional beer pong and more! Its unique and portable design allows you to bring beer pong out of homes and dorms and into pools, lakes, beaches and tailgate parties. Poolside Pong is the ultimate year round accessory that no party should be without! Poolside Pong is often referred to in a more generic term water pong.

Poolside Pong is played exactly like regular beer pong but in the water, and although bouncing is more difficult, it's not impossible. Poolside Pong is commonly written about on blogs as a perfect game for pick up and creating a fun social dynamic at the beach, lake, or on spring break, because the familiarity of the game in a new setting creates a buzz that everyone wants to be part of.
Lets go play some poolside pong at the beach.
by 310h! March 11, 2009
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