Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020

pooni

a funky word for vajayjay

oh no, my pooni smells funky!

by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021

Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

Poonis

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis. In other words, a butt.

I pee with my penis, and I poo with my poonis

by JegErGlad April 25, 2022

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.

Whats up poony face

by Selinier October 3, 2009

Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020