Pool Hopping

Going to a resort area like Ft Lauderdale beach and going in a resort hotel pool until you get kicked out. Then just go to the next hotel and the next and the next.

When we were kids in the 60's we would go pool hopping on Ft Lauderdale beach. "You kids get out of here!!!" Great fun growing up.

Pool Hopping by Youdummy January 1, 2013

Pool Noodle Ejaculation 

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

Pool Noodle Ejaculation by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.

I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.

Pool Goggling by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010

pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.

That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.

pool buzz by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014

pool whale 

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

pool whale by TheBoo's September 26, 2014

pool-anal 

The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.

"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."

pool-anal by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015

pool towel 

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

pool towel by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017