Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

Foochi-Poochi

Something explicitly expressed towards a male said by a perverted gay man.

Donut (caresses*) male friends foot with his. (Says*)- Foochi-Poochi baby~😚

by Donutthegayman November 18, 2021

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Poochie

If you put the two words “penis” and “coochie” together, you’d get poochie. This is the male version of a coochie.

His poochie, the area between his anus and balls, was splattered with shit after the explosive diarrhea he had from eating a Taco Bell fat ass pack at 3 in the morning.

by Ol Handy February 17, 2024

Poochies

A nice way to refer to your girlfriend or loved one.

Awww you’re my little
poochies!

by poochieslover July 5, 2022

Poochy

A very cute little sautéed been sprout which loves to read and listen to 1d. Poochy has EXTREMELY gorgeous eyes and is quite voluptuous and volumptuous. Poochy is so cute SO CUTE. Too bad she’s claimed by a dude who is great but not as great as the great poochy because poochy is the greatest of them all 💕.

Boy: “WOW IS THAT POOCHY. OMG I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO CUDDLE WITH HER 😍”

by Karun1q2 March 10, 2021

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014