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fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.
"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."
by MistakeLake December 15, 2013
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 8, 2008
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Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.
I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!
by Mysterious Bitcx April 8, 2011
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Food stamp poisoning

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”
by ewobbel June 22, 2011
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Sun Poisoning

When sassy pretty girls are jealous because their extremely handsome boyfriends are tanner than they are.
Sasha has sun poisoning, she's too pale
by meisterbates April 12, 2011
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Mercury poisoning

The correct name for the disease casually known as "AIDS".
Thanks to Freddie Mercury, AIDS will forever be known as Mercury poisoning.
by SeattleJQueen April 3, 2009
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Fresh Air Poisoning

An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.
by New English January 21, 2009
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