by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
Get the Ham Planet mug.What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)
Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021
Get the plantsexual mug.Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
by john_witten January 4, 2012
Get the Planet Salad mug.Planet 9 is a hypothetical object in the far outskirts of the outer solar system. It is said to be around five to ten Earth masses. It is possibly a super-Earth, if so in similar composition to Pluto, if it is a super-Earth, it will be the largest terrestrial planet, surpassing earth in size. It could also be a mini-Neptune, or small ice giant meaning it would be similar to Uranus and Neptune, but smaller, if this is the case it will be the smallest gas planet in our solar system. It could also be a primordial black hole around the size of a grapefruit, formed around the start of the universe, in this is the case, at some point the timeline of our solar system, it was caught by the sun's gravitational force. Whatever Planet 9 is, it has a strong chance to be real due to highly elliptical orbits of distant TNOs, or Trans Neptunian Objects, such as Sedna, which at it's closest approach to the sun is 76 AU or 76 times farther from the sun than earth, but the farthest being 937 AU or 937 times farther from the sun than earth. The James Web Space Telescope and LSST or Large Synoptic Survey Telescope could greatly help discover Planet 9.
by ultimate368 July 14, 2020
Get the Planet 9 mug.The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.
Steve: Did you find the big dipper?
Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
Steve: Did you find the big dipper?
Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
by bladzes October 4, 2009
Get the Negative Planetariums mug.Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.
by ihatebones June 26, 2021
Get the Ice Planet Barbarians mug.Canadian chain store based in Montreal, as all Canadian clothing stores, are and situated all over Canada (and in the US now too). A more expensive, higher-quality version of Stitches, which is a store that sells utterly crap hip-hop/skater clothing. Basically, Urban Planet has 4 brand labels: Urban Planet, Sirens, Seduction, and Whisper. They sell clothes of all styles, from preppy to hip-hop to vaguely goth, for very affordable prices. The service at some stores (eg the Promenade Mall superstore in Thornhill, ON) is pretty shitty though, although other stores make up for that. Urban Planet is probably the most risque of all Canadian clothing stores and sells a lot of "out-there" items (eg. micro mini skirts, very low-cut halter tops, and tank tops that say "Looking for a man"), but you can get some gorgeous, non-designer, punk/goth-looking stuff there very cheap, so I love it.
I just bought a green striped top (like that girl on the NIN webcam wore) at Urban Planet. It cost me $5 (like $3.50 US for all you Americans). How amazing is that?
by marla x0 August 13, 2004
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