Phonestyling

When someone is asked to freestyle, but since that someone is a talent-less hack he/she looks off their phone for lyrics they wrote down earlier. The lyrics are usually shitty and cringeworthy and the phonestyler ends up making a fool of him/herself. The act is usually performed by retards like drake who think they're rappers.

Person 1: Damn dude did you hear that drake freestyle on Youtube?
Person 2: That wasn't a freestyle nigga. He was looking off his phone, that motherfucker phonestyling.

by Raeganomics Lamborghini June 15, 2017

phonestracize

Using your phone to ostracize someone whether it be intentional or not. Most commonly done by laughing at your phone while with people and not letting them in on the joke.

Yo, you just phonestracized me man. What's so funny on your phone?

by jdizzz March 7, 2018

Phonestracted

Distracted by phone (especially social media)

“My kids are constantly phonestracted!”

by romeistr April 13, 2022

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade April 21, 2018

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 May 6, 2011