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Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
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James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
by TedHate43 September 7, 2025
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Cougar-phobic

Being afraid or disgusted by women who go for younger men. Typically young men who are afraid of age gaps where the woman is the older one. A mother could be cougarphobic when they don't want their son dating older women and automatically assume the women are trying to take advantage of their son before getting to know them. Or anyone who thinks older women who go for younger men are gross. Cougarphobia is also a form of ageism - discrimination based on age.
Mom: Braxton, you're only 19. This woman is 14 years older than you so she's a predator who is trying to take advantage of your age and innocence.

Braxton: Mom, you haven't even given her a chance. She's much nicer than most girls my age and she likes me for my personality, not just sex and looks. I'm also an adult now and can make my own decisions. You're being cougar-phobic.
by Cougar_and_proud November 12, 2025
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gay phobic

Shaming a homosexua for being gay!
Noah: I hate gays
Daisy: Stop being gay phobic!
by Dasitdaisy June 9, 2024
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Lesbian Phobic

Lesbian Phobic or Lesbianphobia is when you say something or do something that offends lesbians.These include : assuming that they like their girl bestfriend,saying “Les” when your not lesbian,saying I can make you bisexual or I can make you straight,Saying “Lesb0” or saying saying “Your Lesbian,I can change that.”
Player 1 : Your lesbian??So you like me?
Player 2 : No.Stop assuming your Lesbian Phobic.
by Sid Ian December 5, 2022
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Remi-Phobic

Remi-Phobic, usually confused with the word “Remy-Phobic” because they sound the same, Remi-Phobic and Remy-Phobic are very different. Remi-Phobic is to be hateful towards the Tiktoker remi, also known as “remipen”.

(DISCLAIMER: this is not a real term used regularly, it is a meme and or joke by the Tiktoker remi)
“Gosh, did you see everyone being remi-phobic to remi in her stream! So rude.”

I know right!”
by RegularOfficeWorker July 19, 2023
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hemo-phobic

intense hatred or prejudice towards vampires.

from the “hemo-“ prefix for blood. pretty much homophobia but with vampires.
Girl 1: i HATE vampires, lestat ruined my life!!!!

Girl 2: omg quit being so hemo-phobic

Girl 1: and i hate armand too!!!

Girl 2: now ur just being hemo-phobic AND homophobic
by sarien August 22, 2023
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