a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."
jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"
by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015
Get the philosofaeces mug.A millennial who has studied Philosophy or related at college. That's because it's cool, it's the new hip...wavy stuff. This gives them the right to claim they know all about some ancient philosopher's take on such matters.
When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.
From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.
From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
Some Student: Oiii mate, I tasted the most banging pasta, in Rome as well! Think I had a religious experience...
Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
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"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
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an idea usually consisting of, but not limited to, a sofisicated, unorthodox medium, which works in a practical, simplistic, manor.
can be used to classify most crazy or weird ideas that make sense, dispite being crazy/weird
an idea usually consisting of, but not limited to, a sofisicated, unorthodox medium, which works in a practical, simplistic, manor.
can be used to classify most crazy or weird ideas that make sense, dispite being crazy/weird
anything you rant about when your bak3d
all those ideas you have for crazy tripping impossible; shoes, tricks, cars, weekends, etc.
a very broad Philosophy, which most can concour with.
Used in a sentence:
--The other day, my buddie was going of on some philosofii about climate change and it's effects on knuckle hair growth.
Weird @ss conection to make, but all his vairiables worked out, so the crazy idea becomes a philosofii
all those ideas you have for crazy tripping impossible; shoes, tricks, cars, weekends, etc.
a very broad Philosophy, which most can concour with.
Used in a sentence:
--The other day, my buddie was going of on some philosofii about climate change and it's effects on knuckle hair growth.
Weird @ss conection to make, but all his vairiables worked out, so the crazy idea becomes a philosofii
by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008
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"Take it easy, he's just philosofacing."
"Take it easy, he's just philosofacing."
by Skrogger May 13, 2010
Get the philosofacing mug.1. The experience of mental exhaustion which often follows a long period of reading, writing, or talking about philosophy, and perhaps having one's mind blown by the conclusions.
2. A state of mind in which one's mental resources are completely spent as a result of excessive philosophizing and therefore good philosophy is no longer possible (i.e. the refractory period between philosophical thoughts or discussions).
2. A state of mind in which one's mental resources are completely spent as a result of excessive philosophizing and therefore good philosophy is no longer possible (i.e. the refractory period between philosophical thoughts or discussions).
"I wrote that paper on Kant for five hours straight and now I'm completely philosofizzled. I need a nap."
"Let's continue this conversation later. We're not making sense anymore; we must be philosofizzled."
"Let's continue this conversation later. We're not making sense anymore; we must be philosofizzled."
by Timeforbed December 6, 2011
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