philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

Philopolocko

it is the term for shut the fuck up

could you just philopolocko

by Kristófer máni November 7, 2019

Hell Philmuth

1) An idiot poker player
2) A person with really bad long curly hair
3) A gaming geek who spends way too much time on (guild wars)

"Your so good Jezza! i wish i could be a good hell philmuth at poker like you"
"Joe nice haircut! You really got a hell philmuth going on"
"For goodness sake paul stop playing guild wars and get a girlfriend!

by littleJ101 December 16, 2008

Philocide

1)A Philosophical Argument, or social based quarrel in which Violence ensues

2) A Comment that is made that backfires or means harms towards people, in a underhanded mannor

Jimmy must committed philocide saying to miss kowalski that jews are the epitome of evil

by Philocide July 22, 2009

Philophobia

The fear one has of falling in love.

He realized that he might have Philophobia after admitting that he was afraid of having a platonic relationship.

by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019

Philo

A very clueless person but is very sexy with nice hair, big dick and sexy voice

That guys voice is amazing it's like Philo

by Philo. November 22, 2021