phallus

kyle scott is a phallus who obviously cant pay guitar

kyle cant tell you scott

by tomos November 12, 2004

Phallusy

A big mistake made by a guy who is a real dick.

My dickhead brother got in a car accident today while texting. What a phallusy

by Metal Timmeh July 15, 2013

phallusnosity

this somehow became my nickname. it has nothing to do in particular with male genitalia. (i think...)

"Phallusnosity!! Stop humping that table!"

by jELiMi May 20, 2004

Phallusopher

NOUN
A phallusopher is typically an alpha-male who studies thinks about or measures phalluses all day.
...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates

...the Geek phallusopher Cis-ocrates

by Robilioso October 31, 2022

phallusingress

the fetish of giving oral pleasure to a male by mouth to his penis.

Nidhi's phallusingress was fulfilled by john.

by Xenuz December 30, 2022

Palluconi

A Pizza Delivery Girl who shows off a lot of skin and looks super sexy doing so. This type of girl must have a great body and a cute face.

Lets get Pizza so that Palluconi will come to our house.

by Darryl10 November 3, 2010

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012