Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
by QuacksO December 3, 2025
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When somebody denies their association with people or organizations that are no longer cool or legal. On the night of Jesus’ betrayal, Saint Peter three times denied knowing Jesus (“three times before the cock crows”). When someone does this, they are being Peterian, just like Peter was that night.
When President Trump dies or goes to jail, MAGA cowards will make Peterian denials about their association with him, his beliefs, and his minions.
by Goofnut January 3, 2026
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