Permission

Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...

Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"

Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."

Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"

Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."

Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"

Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."

Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"

Iam "What!? No! It's like-"

Hym "Fuck you buddy!"

Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Permission

Winning in sticker competitions

got permission(won)to use zstickers

by rstickers October 30, 2025

hagenuk permissions

Full permissions granted to all viewers to edit, caption, and otherwise respectfully make fun of and disgrace a photo on the intrawebs.

also a word with the versatility of "The Eff Word"

Hagenuk Birthday, Frenchie. Hope you get some booty!

I give you hagenuk permissions to tag yourself in my pictures!

You're looking pretty hagenuk today... you feelin ok?

He's so hagenuk it hurts!

by Rybee Nybee Woodbee July 27, 2010

Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

re-permission

Refers to a confirmation of a previously-granted go-ahead dat you either periodically request from da same person who had already said dat a desired-by-you action was okay sometime in da past but you are concerned dat his circumstances might have changed in da meantime and so you'd better query him again to make sure dat he's still okay wif it, or ask for from da new owners/managers of whatever objects/property dat you'd previously been allowed to access by whoever was runnin' da show before it changed hands; for all you know, this present authority-figure's policies/conditions might be different from da previous owner's, and so it might NOT be okay wif HIM for you to continue doing whatever you'd been permitted in da past.

I occasionally cause unintentional irritation/impatience wif home/business-owners when requesting re-permission for some favor/allowance dat had always given to me in da past (they might exasperatedly snort, "We already said last year that you may do that, Dude --- why do you need to ask us again?" or, "Well, of COURSE it's okay with us, Buddy --- we've always had total respect for So-And-So's judgement, and so if HE said that you are a safe/honest/responsible person, then naturally we would trust his word and allow you the same privilege ourselves!"), but I figger dat I would likely get into a lot MORE dutch if I DIDN'T ask again on some unfortunate occasion when I SHOULD have "just checked to make sure", and so I would rather take da much-lesser risk of merely annoying someone wif my question, rather than potentially making him super-upset wif me if I naively did something dat he was not --- or no longer --- okay wif.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024