penismonkey

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.

Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!

by fag January 20, 2005

penisocity

The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.

Hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten.....WOO-HOO!!
Usually, a good shagging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the penis will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!

To find the level off your partners penisocity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of penisocity he is at!!!

by Emma-Louise August 28, 2006

relationship pension

n. The benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?
Carmen: Are you on crack??
Thew: C’mon, why not?
Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!

by Ethereal Astronaut April 25, 2006

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

penson

Has sex with children. Sometimes for money. This is because he is too fucking ugly and retarded to get women his own age.

See cradle snatcher

Hi little children, come to see me at the swings, and we'll have "sweets"

by Dave Davidson April 26, 2005

penisnose

Long round nose. Useful for stimulation suring oral sex.

The ladies tell me that Shaggy has the perfect penisnose.

by NOSMisAwesome April 20, 2006

penisknuckles

1.Someone with penisknuckles has such an erected hard penis it is as one large knuckle.

2.fighting someone with your penis.

Dan, i am no match for your penisknuckles.

Zack and Blake are going to fight penisknuckles style.

by Zachary Rosas June 21, 2007