by TruckFrump May 21, 2018
Get the North American Pavement Apemug. A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.
by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011
Get the North American Pavement Apemug. by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018
Get the North American Pavement Snow Apemug. traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
Get the pavement stone countermug. When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
Get the Pavement roadkillmug. Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
Get the Pavement sweepersmug. A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
by I eat pigs November 23, 2020
Get the pavement poppermug.