Pateel

Pateel is a very beutiful,kind,caring,lovable,adorable,sexy,outgoing,energized,happy,funny girl who can get a guy falling for them in seconds. She tries her hardest even though they might not always be sufficient. She doesn’t fall for guys unless they rly charm her. She’s not easy to get but once u do u would have a lifetime full of happiness and laughter. She’s very joyful and full of surprises. Better keep her close because she can make ur life 100x better

Amanda:damn I wish Pateel was my friend even though she’s nice I’m scared to talk to her
Nicole:she gets all the guys but she’s so pretty I can see whyyy

by donttt! December 11, 2019

Patel

Patel is an Indian surname, predominantly in the state of Gujarat, India, representing a community of agriculturalists and merchants. The surname was a status name referring to village headsmen during medieval ages, and was later adopted by various communities of land owners. including the Patidars, Kolis, some Parsis and Muslims. Today, there are currently two major branches of people bearing the surname: Leuva and Kadva. The branches are distinguished mainly by geographic location and varying cultural practices. There are roughly 500,000 Patels outside India, including 150,000 in Britain and 150,000 in the US. Nearly 1 in 10 people of Indian origin in the US is a Patel.

Power of Patel

by smokey_eyes July 29, 2019

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007

Patel Bomb

The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.

Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.

by rajpatel December 17, 2012

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

Shiv Patel

Is amazing at playing with a girl's heart. He dated the one and only famous Muslim celebrities Thamarai and Saudia and got rejected by both of them. Then, he moved on from Samiyah. Please do NOT date a Shiv Patel. This is advice from Indian actor, Sahil.

Shiv Patel is a loyal man, but please do not date him.

by Ur future bf October 31, 2021