Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.

Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!

by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011

Parse

Any adjective, ever.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.

I can't wait get home to parse this big mac.

I would totally parse her all around town.

(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?

by disco/lemonade May 21, 2009

pausey

A shortened word for "positive";used in the same context.

Ex. Are you pausey that it was Nati Lengend you gut fucked last night?

by bgg January 24, 2011

Parse

When you pass on that arse

Person 1: “She’s so hot right now! Look at those legs dangling off the couch. Definitely an 8!”

Person 2: “Nah bro she’s a cuspy 4 at best. I parse”

by Mistine December 7, 2021

PALSEY

This fierce yet delicate creature you may find in a wide spectrum of venues from a four star restaraunt to an alley in the hood.This is a cross between a 55 and an Odle with a little bit of Keith in the middle.To spot a Palsey just look for good CREDICKS and a DROOPY face.But look to long and you might loose a front.

What you doin, nothing chillin at the Holiday Inn, uh oh theres a PALSEY and I'm not lettin it in !!

by SPADETIP December 14, 2004

Tyler Passey

He is a guy who rends to play GTA V on story mode, because he seems to so much of a loser he doesn't get Xbox live to play with the non-existent friends he has, although that would mean I don't exist but anyway, Tyler has a lovely chode and I'm pretty sure he is in love with Sam Kinchin, he also has a fetish for pasty's.

I saw someone walking along and it was Tyler Passey.

by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's November 18, 2016

parsley pusher

Originally used to distinguish stockers from cashiers and wholesalers at Golden Harvest, this term broadened to include all employees of the produce market

There is no chance J. knows anything about meat; he is nothing but a parsley pusher.

by JeffE28 February 23, 2008