Corona-Proof

When your faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivers you from the ravages of the coronavirus—when you live from a place of peace instead of fear.

Just as the faith of the old wise Daniel, who worked for King Darius, as reported in the Old Testament of the Bible, made him lion-proof after being thrown into the lions’ den, so too could you be corona-proof if you put your faith in the Almighty God.

by Covido July 17, 2021

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80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

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100 proof warrior

Someone who fights well using a combat buzz. Someone who drinks a limited amount of alchohol to gain an edge in a fight.

Guy 1: holy shit why can't anyone hurt him?

Guy 2: because hes a mother fucking 100 proof warrior

by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006

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Proof That There Is No God

Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."

Justin Bieber is famous, that's Proof That There Is No God.

by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010

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Proof

A member of the rap group D12. Real name DeShaun Holton and is a prominent figure in the legacy of rapper Eminem. Being the one who got him really into the business and was often his hypeman. Passed away early April 11, 2006 in a fatal shooting in a Detroit Club. R.I.P.

"Did you hear about that rapper Proof?"
"Yeah I did, he's a god damn legend"
"Word"

by Dosey April 27, 2006

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