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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it
Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3
by That is not my job October 18, 2018
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Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
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Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.
Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!
by snack_bloke August 29, 2009
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Palangi

word used by samoans which means european or white
"i'm a full palangi"
by sean September 20, 2003
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paraguay

A great country with nice and very hospitable people.
His capital is the beautiful Asuncion, and is the only one country in Latin America that achieve to keep his native language as an official language with spanish: the GUARANI, a sweet and very expressive language.

The major people are "mestizos", and has white people too.

Has the most beautiful woman in southamerica (probably at the same level with venezuela and argentina), described in a paraguayan song like "mezcla de diosa y pantera" (half goddess, half panther) because they're awesome lovers too...

Great culture, great music (guarania), beautiful nature, and has the biggest hydroelectrical plant in the whole world (Itaipu).
Also has a great soccer team.
The politicians put the country in a serious ecomical crisis, and now the people try everyday to get in a better situation.
i love paraguay!!

Una noche tibia nos conocimos
Junto al agua azul de Ypacaraí
Tú cantabas triste por el camino
Viejas melodías en guaraní.

Y con el embrujo de tus canciones
Iba renaciendo tu amor en mí
Y en la noche hermosa de plenilunio
De tus blancas manos sentí el calor
Que con tus caricias me dio el amor.

Donde estás ahora cuñataí
Que tu suave canto no llega a mí
Donde estás ahora mi ser te añora
Con frenesí.

Todo te recuerda mi dulce amor
Junto al lago azul de Ypacaraí
Vuelve para siempre mi amor te espera
Cuñataí.
by (O_o) May 17, 2006
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paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.
by auaiomrn April 1, 2003
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