Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!

Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018

The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.

Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.

Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021

Parallel

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I used Parallel to get a job I love which ended my depression and my wife ended up not leaving me!

by useparallel January 5, 2022