Skip to main content

parachuting

When your underwear stick out over the top of your pants.
You could tell she was wearing granny panties because she was parachuting.
by boopbutterfly January 12, 2011
mugGet the parachuting mug.

parachutin

1. the upward thrust of pants after a very powerful fart or release of ass gases.

Background: My friend and I were sitting around when he had to pass some gas while wearing very loose fitting pants. The deep bass was only surpasses by the upward 'fluff' of the pants which settled back downward after the thrust of ass gas.
That guy had some powerful parachutin erruption, I'd say it almost broke through his pants.
by subarudrew May 11, 2004
mugGet the parachutin mug.

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it
man you got a great toke off that parachute
by Pothead January 13, 2005
mugGet the parachute mug.

GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011
mugGet the GOLDEN PARACHUTE mug.

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...
by adventureboy April 19, 2009
mugGet the parachute mug.

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.
by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012
mugGet the Parachute mug.

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.
I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad
by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014
mugGet the rootin tootin shootin parachutin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email