padden

1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"

"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718

by Michael Padden December 13, 2008

paddler

Term for a recreational canoeist, kayaker or rafter.

He has been a paddler since his first trip in a canoe as a boy scout.

by BobCanoe October 11, 2009

Padders

Strange Boy, likes to tell sick jokes. possibly gay due to his unnatural attraction to boys general private areas.

padders is a strange boy

by Rudeboiii May 1, 2005

Padberged

When you are a member of an elite sales team and your performance is so low you get kicked out of sales and sent to take customer service calls.

1st guy: Thomas whats wrong?
2nd guy: Dude i just got my review lets just say i got padberged
1st guy : Wow that sucks

by jh265a July 6, 2009

pander

One who solicits sex, a pimp if you will.

Snoop Dogg is clearly a pander.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Panderp

A retarded panda gal who is only interested in chicken nuggets and nothing more

I went to Mcdonalds and Panderp ate all the chicken

by chickenderpl September 12, 2017

Panders

A big fat new user who can't drive in PUBG. Pretty much the definition of a failure. Every time you crash in PUBG, you pulled a Panders. If you are a failure, your life is a panders.

Me: *crash car in PUBG*
Friend: You just pulled a Panders god dammit.

by BreakShooter123 February 12, 2018