by SwagCappe May 9, 2023
Get the Gorilla Parkour Mode mug.Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.
Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!
by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
Get the Parkour Reborn mug.When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.
by Akafrog May 11, 2023
Get the Gorilla Parkour Mode mug.the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
Get the assisted small pet parkour mug.1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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