The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
Get the Statue of Limitationsmug. Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it
I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy
by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022
Get the Limited longhornmug. A woke limit is when it dawns on you that others self-classifying as woke hold positions beyond the scope of logic, reason, balance, fairness and objectivity. Those reaching their woke limit are often torn between expressing disagreement and remaining silent for fear of retribution. Reaching the woke limit renders one in danger of losing friends, family, and even a job; it can lead to being harassed verbally, on social media, or even physically, simply because one doesn't agree chapter and verse with the applicable woke philosophy du jour.
I was scrolling through social media and realized I'd reached my woke limit when I saw Becky, a wealthy, white corporate executive, posting that she would walk naked through the streets with Fuck 12 written on her navel.
by The Reasonable Man July 6, 2020
Get the woke limitmug. the temperature at which one begins to perspirate
by xroger6769 September 19, 2011
Get the sweat limitmug. A unit of measurement to describe the amount of stupidity, laziness, rudeness and ignorance you can put up with before killing everything around you. Usually caused by frequent run ins with lazy, self-absorbed niggers being in the way of the rest of us with jobs and places to be.
by Hellbilly69 July 22, 2014
Get the Nigger limitmug. The most idiotic, dumb, retarted store ever. Basically, I know because my sister shops there...even though she's 16. Sad, isn't it?
by Judythereaper August 6, 2006
Get the Limited Toomug. by tp2 January 8, 2009
Get the off limitsmug.