Number 3

Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.

Had too much to drink, gotta go number 3.

by Jazpur September 5, 2011

Number 9

The number 9 is the fillet burger served in Clukin' Bell fast food restaurant in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Big Smoke: I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by GazzeteBoke May 29, 2019

Number two happy meal

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

by darker May 11, 2009

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

number 4

According to American Dad, that's when you poop while holding hands.

My friend and I are off to do a number 4.

by mactastic2009 March 16, 2009

number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013