nobody steps on it rule 

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

nobody steps on it rule by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008

nobody puts baby in a corner 

the most romantic thing ever said to a girl in the best chick flick ever. (dirty dancing) this is just before patrick swayze sweeps jennifer grey off her feet and proceeds to show her stuck up father how well she can dance, and finally perform the lift.

johnny: nobody puts baby in a corner.

nobody puts baby in a corner by break1tdown March 15, 2007

Nobody Left Behind Policy 

1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.

2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.

Nobody Left Behind Policy was enacted by the Congress of Beer Drinkers.

Nobody Left Behind Policy by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014

nobody knows shit about fuck 

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

nobody knows shit about fuck by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

Nobody asked 

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

Nobody asked by Senorken May 3, 2022

nobody cares 

only applicable when someone disagrees with you

a: someone is generally obnoxious.
b: nobody cares, a.

nobody cares by sirbinarios November 11, 2017

Nobody Moved 

Gayer sassier way of saying nobodys bothered

Fat Girl: Did you i got my 3rd kfc this week and it’s only Thursday

Boy: *silence*

Girl 2: *silence

Boy 2: *silence*

Gayboy: Nobody Moved

Nobody Moved by Tbennett July 14, 2022