blank account

A bank account without any funds.

"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."

by JMango August 25, 2009

discourse account

a discourse account is an account, typically on instagram, that posts aesthetic edits occasionally featuring popular anime characters while also containing opinions of the person running the account
discourse accounts can talk about anything, but most of them talk about lgbt discourse and/or fandom discourse

Anne runs a discourse account called 'fairy.course' on instagram. Anne has never touched a single blade of grass in her life.

by boobie fan 69 January 2, 2021

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

Chartered Accountant

The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!

YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.

(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"

by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007

call accounting

Call accounting is software or hardware that provides metrics for telephony functions such as traffic analysis, toll fraud alerts, network management and cost allocation to various departments. There are countless call accounting vendors that tout their various features and niches. Some specialize in professional bill back, others focus on the unique requirements of hospitality environments and others offer generic solutions for general business requirements

I use call accounting software to keep track of misuse and abuse of telephone calling.

by Rito Salomone, www.telecost.com October 6, 2006