Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

Ningbat

Said by an idiot who mistakes dingbat for "ningbat".

Shae is a ningbat

by shaeheldforransom August 4, 2018

Ningy

A Large, flat, pink rubber coin used as galactic currency. As described by Douglas Adams in 'The Resteraunt at the end of the Universe'

"The exchange rate of 8 Ningys to one Galactic PU is simple enough. However, since a Ningy is a triangular rubber-coin ,6800 miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one PU. Besides which, if you did ever own enough, you would have a great deal of trouble exchanging them, as most banks refuse to deal in small change."

by Bealzi January 2, 2009

ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong

after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 3, 2006

ning ning

1. Caribbean term (originating in Trinidad) for "tired eyes."

2. Common nick name for children with squinted eyes.

1. Man, ah juss miss de turn, like ah seein ning ning ah wha?

2. Ay, boy come here, yuh lil Ning Ning ba-jon.

by Localboy Collie April 17, 2008

ning-nong

someone who has stuffed up

geesh your such a ning-nong bruce for sticking you head in the fire

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Gan Ning

a straight up pimp from the three kingdoms period of china. they say he had a ship full of women. they say he often banged their brains out. oh yeah...he was also an excellent warrior, pirate and general.

"damn fool, you finna get yo gan ning on tonite? THATS MY DAWWWG!"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003