When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
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Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!
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Steve: ah mate I was with this girl and mateee, she had some proper chewy nips.
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