Norrised

1) To have something stolen from you by someone that used the method of lying to attain your property, as compared to using force or stealth.

2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.

1) Josh told me that he needed to borrow my lawn mower for a week, but when I went to get it back and saw his house was vacant and up for sale, I realized that I had been Norrised.

2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.

by 4Mer-Nokomite January 20, 2014

operation chug norris

A extremely difficult task of drinking a very large quantity of alcohol. Mostly a night time task due to much needed planning. Must have women involved for the operation to be a success.

Dude#1: Hey bro, whats goin on tonight??

Dude#2: Operation chug norris. get ready

by Johhny Luu July 10, 2010

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

nerdisms

The practices or behavior of nerds. Antics of nerds. Nerdiness.

Being a D&D/WOW freak, extreme gamer, or builder of insane bioshock costumes are all examples of various nerdisms.

by carson810 July 15, 2011

Lando Norris

Lando Norris is a britishformula 1 driver. He is a meme lord. He is 19 and was born in Bristol,Uk.

Lando Norris is going to score good points this weekend. Have you seen is meme

by Carlos science October 25, 2019

Chuck Norris Approved

The act of being accepted by Chuck Norris and his fist.

Dave is hardcore. He was Chuck Norris Approved.

by An Addict Of Communication December 25, 2007

Chuck Norris

One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.

Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*

Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."

by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005