Murferator

The cardboard tube in the center of a roll of toilet paper.

Why don't you ever replace the toilet paper roll? There are a half dozen murferators on the floor in there.

by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murfy

Small, ginger homosapian twat. Around knee height and found in darkest Wishaw. Vicious when provoked but usually feminine. Usually shadowing girlfriend in order to look cool but secretly likes men. Defends territory by "singing" which will deter any animal with working ears, and some deaf.

hey murfy, stop putting your finger near my ass, i ain't into that shit!!!!!

Yeah murfy, you really hit that note good!!!

by Murfy fanclub inc. February 5, 2004

murfer

to be raped and then murdered.

o shyt amber i didnt know you got half-murfered!

by siflandollyrock September 11, 2004

murfur

To punish a furry creature such as cat or dog after they have been nuaghty

I'm going to murfur that hamster.

by Mawhile October 3, 2016

Murfdogg

A Murfdogg is usually the life of the party. Always funny, but some people cannot handle the honesty of a Murfdogg. A Murfdogg will always be there for you, but he might bang your mom or your sister or both at the same time. Murfdogg's are very intelligent, and will definitely call you out on any bullshit. They cannot dance, and although alcohol fuels the confidence of a Murfdogg, the moves do not improve. MurfDogg loves women, especially blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Women with other hair colors are also acceptable to a Murfdogg.

"Stephanie tried to tell me some bullshit story, but I went full Murfdogg and called her ass out."

"Murfdogg was totally there for me when I needed help, but why was he was with my little sister when I called him?"

"Steven turned on the Murfdogg charm at the party last night. He had everyone laughing, and the ladies definitely took notice."

by WhoopThereImNot January 21, 2017

murfenburger

pooping into a girl's hairy vagina and having her vagina-poop that turd out onto someone's face

Matt: My girlfriend stopped shaving down there so she can really give me a true murfenburger.

Jeff: Gross.

by jeffreymark January 16, 2009